your nan

The British way to say "your mom"

In any response to a situation...

ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was SOooo ugly.

jade: your NAN was SOooo ugly!!!

Caree: OHHH snap!

by Caree October 15, 2006

your nan

insulting another relative other than your 'mother' usually used by the likes of Neil Allen and David Taylor. The phrase is most likely to be used when they have nothing better to do or when they feel sexually aroused

'I will always love my nan'

by Hele March 17, 2005

Your nan

She eats a lot of pussy

Wow look at her she’s munching pussy👅 “your nan”

by Xoxmikey February 24, 2019

Your Nan

Your Nan is a defensive word that can overrule and win any argument.

Man: "You suck"
Me: "Your Nan"
Man: "I'm sorry"

by Mufalaylay May 25, 2020

Your Nan

South Wales Valleys varition of the popular yo momma.

Valleys boy 1: Oh blud that girl is like a whale!
Valleys boy 2:Yeah, and your nan!

by clown1 August 17, 2008

your nan gay

This is an insult that you use to destroy someones soul. The use of this is dangerous but is very effective in a 1v1 battle.

Enemy: Fight me!
You: Your nan gay!
Enemy falls to the ground in pain

by Iionjskd May 19, 2018

suck your nan

the sucking or slurping or ones own grandmother. It is an action frequently performed by larger men. It is used as a curse or offence

'Oi fatty james, go suck your nan'

by liquidass99 May 7, 2016