yoga

any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.

"Wow, touching my toes really aligns by chakras!," said the asshat doing yoga.

by Seudónimo January 31, 2011

Yoga

code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.

mike: "hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!"

stan: "yeah, man! i'll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!"

by yeahdudesoccer February 18, 2011

Yoga

The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.

Hey dude, want to do some yoga with me?
No way I'll just break something.

by Sakura Z April 01, 2016

yoga

a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.

rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"

catherine-"but my shirt is white?"

rachel- "exactly."

by yoggish genius August 01, 2009

Yoga

A cruel exercise about twisting your body.

Yoga is a punishment.

by Kaite Morin is a dog fucker October 12, 2003

Yoga

That's Yoda, you idiot.

All I got from my Yoga class was a butt.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

Yoga

slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf

hey kid! Wanna Bye some Yoga

by Adam Mitchell September 07, 2005