Xirtual

God that governs this world, father to all Xirtualians.
Founder of Xirtualia, resides within Xirtualia.

Xirtualian 1: Have you prayed to Xirtual today
some random fuck: no lol
Xirtualian 1: Prepare thyself for his holy wrath
Xirtual: nah lol not today
Xirtualian 1: damn ok

by random294 March 12, 2023

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Xirtualian

Children of Xirtual, they believe in Xirtualism and the world after death will only be in Xirtualia.
They embody enlightenment and they respect their father.

some loser: Hey, I hate all Xirtualians!
Xirtualian: It’s fine, we all can hate and we can all love.
some loser: damn bro I guess I’ll be a Xirtualian now
Xirtual: hell yeah bro welcome to the family
some Xirtualian: Thank you father for granting me the knowledge of this world.

by random294 March 12, 2023

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Xirtam

A word coined by practicing Anthropologist D.E.R. Scott, to describe an new movement in Applied Anthropology. Xirtam is the mirror image of the word matrix. As in the movie, the matrix describes an alternate reality, lived inside computer code, and constructed by aliens. One named eno, the one, must decode the matrix(xirtam)in order to free himself. D.E.R. Scott says the matrix represents the way anthropologists used look at culture. "We used only to describe it. Along with many social scientists we assumed culture was fairly static and there was little we could, or should do to try and change it. We particularly assumed we had no business to question the order, matrix, of cultures other than our own." With today's new urgencies many have felt that a change toward global peace will be necessary for our species' survival, Ms.Scott says this change is not only possible it is already begun: "We are drawing on new ideas from all the social and physical sciences and we are "paying it forward." Ms Scott says that change is not slow but exponential, and her ideas were inspired, in part by the movie "pay it forward<" featuring Halley Joel Osment.

Joel was so confused all last semester, he couldn't concentrate on his studies. He tried to understand the war, why his girlfriend left him, and mostly why he just didn't fit into society. This semester he seems fine. He must have experienced the xirtam.

by Reba Mass May 12, 2004

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Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

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