Xerxes

When you are banging a girl,, as you are getting close to blowing- her giant aggressive dog runs into the room and pukes on her face.

I was jabbing my dick into Missy and magically was able to get her face Xerxesed.

by d to the cizee May 30, 2009

xerxes

a really kool dude who is very handsome also he's probably gay

sen: did you hang out with our boy xerxes yesterday? he's such a cool dude

andrew: haha gay

by beetleboi May 9, 2020

xerxes

Wearing large amounts of gold, piercing your cheek multiple times, crossing one your legs(preferably the left), raising one hand up(preferably the right), having people bow down to give you a rim job/dirty sanchez, and acting like the Lord of all queers.

Damn dude, Jon, Brian, Rich, and Dan were acting like a bunch of Xerxes today at the kickball game.

Dude, that rim job was not good enough, give it to me xerxes style.

by fearlessgerbil March 28, 2007

Xerxes

1.) The epitome of failure in the entire human race

2.) Someone who loves rice

That guy who tried jump off a building to kill himself and lived is a total Xerxes.

by ......................... March 30, 2007

Xerxes

A fat-ass who was the king of the persians 2.400 years ago, who couldn't do anything. He leaded the Persians in the battle of Thermopylae and he only managed to kill the 300 spartans and the 700 thespians because of that bitch Ephialtes, who showed the persians the path which leaded behind the greeks. He is also that fat guy at meet the spartans who is less fat and gay than the real one. It can also be an insult.

"Xerxes is a dumbass"
"You are such a Xerxes!"

by Myself124352 April 19, 2009

Xerxes

name of the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid and Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name of Jordan Thomas Cooper

The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by a commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him too.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

Xerxes

the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid; Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name for Jordan Thomas Cooper

The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by the commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him as well.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020