xerxes

Ancient Persian King that reigned over the Persian empire between 485 BC to 465 BC. For some reason was portrayed as 7 foot tall black metrosexual in the popular movie '300.'
That crap movie 300 did not depict Xerxes accurately.
by Persia4ever June 07, 2007
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Ok so in reality King Xerxes was a powerful Persian Emperor who ruled over the Persian empire from 485 to 465 BC. He was the son of Darius the Great and a descendent of Cyrus the Great. He was not at all gay like depicted in the movie "300", that movie was so inaccurate. King Xerxes married Esther a Jewish young woman who saved many Jewish people during the persecution of Jews in Persian Empire. She pleaded with her husband to spare the lives of her people, the Jews and he did, giving them the right to defend themselves in his kingdom. The story of Queen Esther and King Xerxes can be read in the Bible or seen in the ACCURATE movie "One Night with the King."
King Xerxes is powerful enough to rule an empire with his eyes closed and hands tied behind his back.
by Ruby Chakis May 30, 2008
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The act of sneaking up on a man while at the urinal, gingerly placing one's hands on that man's shoulders like Xerxes did to Leonidas in the movie 300, and gently whispering "Xerxes," "Leonidas," or commenting on the man's equipment, i.e. "nice penis."
Last night at the bar, Dieter sneaked up on Geoffry while Geoffry was in the can and gave him the xerxes. A startled Geoffry thought it was another meat gazer and splattered all over himself.
by Queen Gorgo September 06, 2010
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xerxes

a really kool dude who is very handsome also he's probably gay
sen: did you hang out with our boy xerxes yesterday? he's such a cool dude

andrew: haha gay
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Wearing large amounts of gold, piercing your cheek multiple times, crossing one your legs(preferably the left), raising one hand up(preferably the right), having people bow down to give you a rim job/dirty sanchez, and acting like the Lord of all queers.
Damn dude, Jon, Brian, Rich, and Dan were acting like a bunch of Xerxes today at the kickball game.

Dude, that rim job was not good enough, give it to me xerxes style.
by fearlessgerbil March 22, 2007
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Xerxes Burke has a fat ass no joke that shit is bigger than Mars
Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year

Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
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Xerxes revenge

The act of doing cocaine and ecstasy for the first time. Going to a rub and tug. Enjoying it. And after all is said and done strangling the hooker, dragging her down the stairs to a back alley and promptly gutting her.
Jimmy is now serving a life sentence because he went Xerxes revenge this weekend.
by C macka December 03, 2008
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