xanish

the act of "vanishing" while under the influence of Xanax™

"who drove me home last night?"
"no idea man, you xanished at midnight"

by _y_b_ June 4, 2016

xanosexual

Where you only show attraction to the legendary one who goes by “Xano”

Damn, Xano so fine I think I’m xanosexual

by DefinitelyNotXano March 19, 2021

Xanstand

being fed a xanax (bar or football) whilst in the midst of handstand.

yo bro after you did that 3rd Xanstand you were zorched!

by xanax fan June 16, 2011

Xanisland

Island first discovered by aSIaNs and first set foot by the great Alexander who named his Island "Xanisland."

Should we go xanisland today?

by Mandem'skatin November 1, 2021

Xans

The best narcotic for anxiety in the world. It's also excellent for a stomach bug, stomach aches, headaches(even migraines), insomnia, the common cold, broken bones as well as cuts and scrapes, depression, mania due to bipolar disorder, and athlete’s foot. It’s affects make it commonly abused. It relaxes a person, and the more taken, the less that’s remembered. Although it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to mankind, it is very addictive. The longer it is taken, the more needed to feel the affects and once your tolerance raises, it will never lower again even if you quit the drug. Xans arethe best medication in the world. Fact.

Woman, if you ever expect me to get on a rollercoaster, airplane, helicopter, high dive,rooftop, ladder, skyscraper, or Santa’s sleigh, I’ll need at least six Xans.

by jm0ney91 June 20, 2018

Off da xans

Also: Off Da Zans

Synonym for: Barred out

To be wasted on xanex, an anti-anxiety benzo that makes you act drunk but worse, especially if you take more than one

He fell off his skateboard, stumbling into the nearest person "dude are you okay?"

"Nah man I'm off da xans"

by gearsfearsandaviolin August 25, 2016

ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.

Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus

by Ruben Xaus himself October 4, 2004