Xerxes

When you are banging a girl,, as you are getting close to blowing- her giant aggressive dog runs into the room and pukes on her face.
I was jabbing my dick into Missy and magically was able to get her face Xerxesed.
by d to the cizee May 30, 2009
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a really kool dude who is very handsome also he's probably gay
sen: did you hang out with our boy xerxes yesterday? he's such a cool dude

andrew: haha gay
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Wearing large amounts of gold, piercing your cheek multiple times, crossing one your legs(preferably the left), raising one hand up(preferably the right), having people bow down to give you a rim job/dirty sanchez, and acting like the Lord of all queers.
Damn dude, Jon, Brian, Rich, and Dan were acting like a bunch of Xerxes today at the kickball game.

Dude, that rim job was not good enough, give it to me xerxes style.
by fearlessgerbil March 22, 2007
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Xerxes

1.) The epitome of failure in the entire human race

2.) Someone who loves rice

That guy who tried jump off a building to kill himself and lived is a total Xerxes.
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Xerxes

A fat-ass who was the king of the persians 2.400 years ago, who couldn't do anything. He leaded the Persians in the battle of Thermopylae and he only managed to kill the 300 spartans and the 700 thespians because of that bitch Ephialtes, who showed the persians the path which leaded behind the greeks. He is also that fat guy at meet the spartans who is less fat and gay than the real one. It can also be an insult.
"Xerxes is a dumbass"
"You are such a Xerxes!"
by Myself124352 April 19, 2009
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Xerxes Burke has a fat ass no joke that shit is bigger than Mars
Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year

Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
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Xerxes revenge

The act of doing cocaine and ecstasy for the first time. Going to a rub and tug. Enjoying it. And after all is said and done strangling the hooker, dragging her down the stairs to a back alley and promptly gutting her.
Jimmy is now serving a life sentence because he went Xerxes revenge this weekend.
by C macka December 03, 2008
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