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Wokescold

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Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.
Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.
by the foochie February 11, 2022
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wokester

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An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
by brobean June 5, 2017
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Wokesplaining

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The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.
Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.
by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020
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When you go to a liberal college, come home and tell your dad why everything he believes is wrong, and then expect him to keep paying your tuition.
Dad to work colleagues: My son just came back from Berkeley and tried to "wokesplain" me
Colleague: Did you cut him off?
Dad: No, I didn't want to hurt his self-esteem
by d3f1n3rz July 23, 2017
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Wokesplaining

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the explanation of something by a Woke individual, typically to a rational (non-Woke) individual, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Please stop Wokesplaining to me.
by Dodo bird 99 February 19, 2021
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wokescold

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noun: A person who is woke and scolds others who are not

verb: the act of scolding in the name of wokeness
Be extra careful when you talk around feminists, liberals, or anyone in the DSA, to avoid experiencing the wrath of the wokescold.
by leftstreet December 25, 2018
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Wokesha

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Purple drank, lean, sprite and codeine syrup
by Naijababe2021 May 3, 2021
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