Wunk

The act of Wanking underwater.

Wow! That wunk was great. But I had to drain the water before I washed myself.

by Larry the Lazy dog September 28, 2015

Wunk

To wunk is when two people have sex on an object. (Bed, table, chair, etc.) Upon reaching optimal velocity the noise being heard from the friction of the bodies moving the object is described as a wunk. Such as a bed squeaking or chair creaking, or when a table rocks across the floor.

They were going so hard at it, that the bed began to wunk.

After shagging so hard on the table, they began to hear it wunking.

She told her friend of the time a male hooker forced himself on her so hard the chair wunked.

by ShankmasterKita October 20, 2014

wunk

A description of something wunk. Being of that which is wunky.

That video game was so wunk.

by t3ch July 13, 2004

wunk

To be too tired to accomplish anymore tasks/feats for the day.

"Fancy nipping round to see me mum for half an hour?"
"Not tonight, love. I'm fair wunk, to be honest."

by The Organ Grinder May 27, 2008

Wunk

The past tense of Wink. Commonly used by people who forget that the word 'winked' exists.

Steve: Hey, someone just wunk at me!
Alex: Do you mean winked?
Steve: No, they WUNK at me!!

by BlockBusterNG July 19, 2020

Wunk

An uneducated and/or poor, white Briton. As opposed to chav which refers to younger members with similar qualities but chav can include any race.

That wunk grandmother has some seriously wunk (or wunky) grand kids." "At football matches Henry starts to act like a real wunk.

by ChuckJager July 27, 2010

wunk

the feeling you get after a heavy night out

Dude, I feel wunk.

Sally, you done wunked!

by moomoomoomzq July 5, 2011