Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.

* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."

by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017

Mr. Wrinkles

Your butthole.

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.

by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun July 3, 2010

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

belly wrinkles

When your shirt gets wrinkled due to the fabric folding under your big ass belly.

My boss was rockin the belly wrinkles with his sweater.

by jollybengali January 8, 2008

rip van wrinkles

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

by flacktastic February 1, 2007