wounded

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

by Matt Knight November 17, 2004

wounded

Originally used in certain areas of the UK as an expression to describe how "The truth hurts". Has evolved into every day use as a term used to describe one's pain and severe social suffering.

Pre-evolution...
Ian (to Dave) - "You gonna start filling those footings or what kid?"
Wayne - "Nah his heads too fogged up from last night, ain't it!"
Dave = Wounded

Post-evolution...
Ryan - "So when shall I pick up my tickets for Bath and West?
Ben - "Uh... we didn't get you one mate"
Ryan = Wounded

by R. B. C. May August 26, 2007

wounded

Something unattractive, or particularly ugly/backward.

That scar? Hella wounded.

by Bexx January 27, 2005

wounds

1. n. The likely consequences of being attacked or having an accident.

2. v. The act of wounding someone.

I always have wounds because he always wounds me.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

wounded

ugly as FUCK!

yo dawg dat bitch be wounded!

by JoMamma Johnson December 23, 2003

Wounded

Being utterly gutted

Youve got an abysses on your gooch... Wounded

by Angry kid troll August 28, 2014

wounded

when a girl or guy is drunk ass fuck, or ugly ass fuck.

exp #1: Damn Joanna, how you gonna hook up my boy Jacobo with her, she's fuckin wounded!

exp #2: This party is crackin. I'm fuckin wounded!

by Big Marco July 29, 2011