wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

wettle

the act of getting wet

Mariah makes Hannah wettle.

by datoolshed September 25, 2011

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

wattless

Thick. Dimmer than a lightbulb without power.

'Joey is a dinlow'
'Nah man, worse than, he's totally wattless!'

by lively February 28, 2008

wittle

Another way to say "little".

"Hey everybody, look at my old pictures...I was six or seven i think..ahhh I was so wittle!!!! Ain't that little no more, LOL."

by VixenMama June 11, 2007

GG Wotter

When a person is so GG (Good Game) and is a perfect suspect to say "U wot m8" or "U wot m9" to. This can be used as a derogatory term.

Omg Vox, stop being a GG Wotter.

Get shrekt m9, ur such a gg wotter scrublord.

1v1 me rust gg wotter.

by GG Wotter July 8, 2014

Willacoochee Wattle Snake

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

by Milk Snake April 24, 2014