wormholer

A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.

Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"

Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"

by Rick Rocks November 06, 2013

wormhole

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.

Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)

by dr_teeth May 15, 2006

wormhole

Gate travel via wormhole is one way. A person cannot go through the gate, leave it open, and then step back through it. The gate has to be stopped and then restarted from the opposite planet in order to travel back to the other end. The only thing thing that can travel two ways through the gate are radio waves (which the MALP transmits back to Earth).

The wormhole automatically shuts down after 38 minutes

by Apophis November 29, 2004

Wormholing

When a man pee's unto another's men's urethra with no gap in between.

Did you see Junior do the good ol' wormholing to Jeremy the other night.

by Javitotal90 November 01, 2018

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 01, 2005

Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".

Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"

by JiveWorm March 20, 2011

wormholing

to go back or forward in time. Einstein's Theory of Relativity suggest that time travel is possible via wormholes

Dude, I'm wormholing it back to 1973 and gettin' down with old Soul Train clips of the O'Jays...

by rchgrca October 03, 2013