A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.
After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work
by GothicMooCow May 27, 2008
Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.
to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009
Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.
It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.
It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.
"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."
"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"
"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"
"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"
"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"
by Wok_n_Roller August 28, 2009
Slang term used by younger generations in place of slacking, doing nothing, or anything else but actual work..
by JJberra October 17, 2012
1. To use someone to your own advantage, especially by acting or by wrongful means.
2. To make use of someone selfishly and unethically.
3. To take advantage of someone unfairly.
2. To make use of someone selfishly and unethically.
3. To take advantage of someone unfairly.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 13, 2006
"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
by The Dude 2 June 11, 2009