wordsmith

A creator and master of words. Most of the words on this page come from such people.

The roflcopter must have been crafted by a stoopid, but hilarious wordsmith.

by jayDio June 2, 2010

Wordsmith

Some retard that thinks they have such an exceptional understanding of the English language when, in fact, it sounds like they are shitting out their mouth.

In south park when Kanye West says "I'm a mother fucking wordsmith." He couldn't figure out the fish sticks, fish dicks joke.

by The original fatstick July 18, 2010

Wordsmith

A jerk who changes what you've written, not because it isn't good, but because they want to put there mark of ownership on your finished product. Normally used in engineering circles.

I can't believe that she just wordsmithed your document. There wasn't anything wrong with it, she's just a bitch who needs her finger on everything.

by Editorextraordinarre March 14, 2013

WordSMITH

Someone who loves GOD and his salvation-lovin son Jesus Christ, and loves spirits like the Holy Spirit. All while never downing spirits or people but loves, I mean loves him some SOUL FOOD not the fried kind though................cause that's all bad. Is malleable, bendable, and breakable but never when it comes to his Salvation (even if sometimes we know we hate whatever the crap it is we're supposed to do...no matter what). Can be stronger than any 2 edged sword but when he/she/? breaks they know enough about the forge to put themselves back together They just need a forge to work with, a blower for air, a little coal (like in there stalking's, and a flame (not a flamer, been down that road in that Hot Rod just the ONE god says I'm forgivable). They can spit that Good God shot to anyone that the lord places in there path with their Big BOLDLY Proclaim-ing the GOSPEL OF JESUS Christ (he's a savior btw) mouths, big boy words, and SOULS. Words are mightier than the pen , and my pen has a window breaker, flashlight (always fight in THE LIGHT OF JESUS), and is made out of steal.....my breath away kinda like GOD. It takes steel to steal someone (yourself, partners, friends, well wishers, and distant relations/hips from the clutches of the darkness that is the devil, but brass tacks says its worth it when the man comes around.....that's the big dog around here the big glorious giving and unimaginably mischievous GOD......don't you wanna get to know him.

This WordSMITH is one rusty, round, relatable, retarded, renegade named RUSS who'll never renege on his love of the GOSPEL according to JESUS CHRIST aka GOOD GOD he's mightier than any half-wit WORDSMITH named Russ.

by bigWORDbailey October 8, 2021

wordsmith sorcery

When someone is unnaturally well gifted in the art of writing. (i.e. Poems, short stories, novels, etc. )

Dude, is that your poem? that's some freaking wordsmith sorcery.

by ArcFox May 9, 2016

bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Corporate Wordsmithing

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

by TylerGi April 13, 2016