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Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.
by disathome July 28, 2010
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Wookery

The act of wooking.
Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend
by Llama422 January 14, 2010
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wooler guy

Very colloquial language only used around the area of UBC. Was created through walla guy which means i swear to god. a Phrase in which you can put at the front of every sentence just to emphasize.
Wooler guy were gonna get right ruined at that kegger tonight and hit up some biddies.
by The basilisk. December 11, 2009
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wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
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Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself
Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.
by BigWoody February 17, 2007
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A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.
‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.
by Geoff knows August 8, 2020
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ONE WAY WOODERY

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.
Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.
by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008
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