by Strong BAH April 9, 2003
Get the Woodymug. "Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn."
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus
by The Logical Fallacy October 12, 2016
Get the Woodymug. An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.
by BooBoi March 4, 2015
Get the Woodymug. An old car with wooden sides (like a station wagon). Also a surfboard, or skimboard that is made out of wood.
by smuggest July 26, 2005
Get the Woodymug. an erect penis
whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody
another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
by biggie August 22, 2003
Get the Woodymug. adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)
1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)
1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."
by The_Pecker February 5, 2010
Get the Woodymug. A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.
by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018
Get the Woodymug.