Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

by cny84 April 26, 2006

woodpecker

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

by Sticky April 4, 2003

Woodpecker

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.

In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.

by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021

The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Woodpecker

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.

"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."

by aidanmotos June 10, 2015

Woodpecker

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011