Wooded up

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something

"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"

by ElTigre January 3, 2015

Woofied

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

Back-Wooded

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

by Phillphd September 3, 2013

woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

noodie woodie

✨n o o d i e. W o o d i e s✨
nudes.

Oh we found Adam hubers ✨noodie woodies✨

by x.fallon_gillies.x March 3, 2021

wookied

when someones head is rubbed against a guy's balls.

DUDE! John got wookied by Larry!
That's so nasty!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. T. Bag April 25, 2011

Woobied

Woobied''-is a technical term for having your mind expanded against your will.

In Bigfootery it's having a Sasquatch or Bigfoot startle you unexpectedly. A random encounter, if it vocalizes or makes aggressive behaviors that's definately being ''woobied''.

Applies to researchers expecting it, but definately to people who don't believe in Bigfoot.

by Linn Council an Joe April 30, 2012