Woodchip

A Term that originated in Crown Point, Indiana. Woodchip is a kid or teen with little meat. ( Also known as a having a little penis.)

Valante: bruh u have woodchip
Colton: nigga shut up
Valante: bruh u white

by penisbutt123 October 29, 2019

Woodchip Breath

An incredibly good smell.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.

The smell of this rose is a woodchip breath.

by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010

Woodchip Kiss

A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.

Woodchip Kiss:

He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.

"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.

by Guinevere7 February 27, 2010

Woodchip Kiss

Perfoming oral sex on ones asshole.

Before Kenny and Jim go out in the morning, they like to start off fresh by giving each other the woodchip kiss.

by Terry Moran October 10, 2006

woodchip breath

when your mouth smells like a hamster cage aka. woodchips.

Why does O-racks room smell like woodchip breath?

by Cribber July 2, 2008

Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

by Kurwamach June 17, 2010