Wonderbread

Someone who fits the “American standard “ , a boy next door type. Usually athletic, intelligent , popular, and career focused . Their lineage seems put together and destined for success aka breed for wonder

He’s kinda wonderbread

by Angry_Avacodas_can_fly March 30, 2022

Wonderbread

whitest kid in mississauga

ARE THOSE PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!! says Wonderbread

by Brownbashbros April 3, 2009

Wonderbread

Best friend in the entire world. Friend to Burnt Toast

Wonderbread, your the shizz!

by T0astedSmurf July 8, 2011

wonderbread

synonym of "homeslyce"

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

Wonderbread

You just wake up from a glorious night filled with passion, intercourse, and sado masachism. Your hungry and French Toast sounds perfect. Instead of dipping your bread in a bowl filled with cracked eggs, you dip it into a bowl filled with vagina juice. You fry them up perfectly and enjoy them with butter, syrup, and a little cum.

O baby, that wonderbread hit the spot perfectly after that awesome night!

by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

Wonderbread

The art of turning one's bookbag inside out

"Yo you just got wonderbreaded."

by ihackn00bs May 8, 2008

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018