by Kartoon Kween January 9, 2009
Get the Womanmug. 1) Noun:
A female of the species Homo sapiens. The half capable of birthing offspring. In modern humans this is becoming optional. Gestation lasts 9 months, although complications may be responsible altering this time frame. All human zygotes appear to be genderless until the seventh week of pregnancy. Funny old world.
Beyond the obvious sexual characteristics and disparities of muscle mass, vision, depth perception, the physical differences between male and female humans are limited or irrelevant.
Por ejemplo, human males don't grow an array of brightly patterned feathers in opposition to the minimalistic female. Likewise human females don't absorb the male and reduce his anatomy to a pair of gonads. (Hands down!)
This lack of meaningful physical difference allow the male and female to swap roles if needed. Sometimes if they just plain feel like it! Neat, huh? Indeed, despite certain social developments, this is common enough that medical science generously created options for the discrepancy of appearance that some people feel prevents them from enjoying their true identity. Many scientific fields have also expounded that the range of genders is not binary, providing more ways one can feel down with their funky selves.
In short, human life is complex, and sometimes wonderful, and being a woman is another way of making the world a more vibrant place. Now go out and be your freaky self.
2) Urban Dictionary doesn't know what one is.
A female of the species Homo sapiens. The half capable of birthing offspring. In modern humans this is becoming optional. Gestation lasts 9 months, although complications may be responsible altering this time frame. All human zygotes appear to be genderless until the seventh week of pregnancy. Funny old world.
Beyond the obvious sexual characteristics and disparities of muscle mass, vision, depth perception, the physical differences between male and female humans are limited or irrelevant.
Por ejemplo, human males don't grow an array of brightly patterned feathers in opposition to the minimalistic female. Likewise human females don't absorb the male and reduce his anatomy to a pair of gonads. (Hands down!)
This lack of meaningful physical difference allow the male and female to swap roles if needed. Sometimes if they just plain feel like it! Neat, huh? Indeed, despite certain social developments, this is common enough that medical science generously created options for the discrepancy of appearance that some people feel prevents them from enjoying their true identity. Many scientific fields have also expounded that the range of genders is not binary, providing more ways one can feel down with their funky selves.
In short, human life is complex, and sometimes wonderful, and being a woman is another way of making the world a more vibrant place. Now go out and be your freaky self.
2) Urban Dictionary doesn't know what one is.
1) A woman is a warrior. So is a man. So is anyone else. Those last few sentences got away from me.
2) Ironically the author of this definition is not a woman and is in fact a cis/male. Go figure.
2) Ironically the author of this definition is not a woman and is in fact a cis/male. Go figure.
by SupaNotFire April 22, 2017
Get the Womanmug. A beautiful human being that is capable of anything she sets her mind to. A woman is more than just a vagina and two breasts or someone that belongs in the kitchen. A woman has the same powers of a man. Neither gender is “better” or superior. To all the women(and anyone really) I just want you to know that you are beautiful.
by HopefulFeminist June 6, 2018
Get the Womanmug. 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
by aim: wel scorch0w June 12, 2003
Get the Womanmug. by Sex c=====3 May 22, 2018
Get the Womanmug. 
Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? That’s a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaé. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, that’s a woman. Women are *high note*. I’m sweating right now and it’s because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you can’t cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, ꧁𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦꧂. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
by Ajajajajaxisdead May 11, 2022
Get the Womanmug.