pretty womaned

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.

"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."

by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

cock wombler

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.

Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

by The phantom clock May 10, 2014

womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanella

Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.

Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma

by Harold9891 March 23, 2010

womlet

Female version of a short male, comparable to a manlet, standing below 5'2''.

Bonnie, the asian wonder, is a womlet for sure.

by cbitz March 20, 2009

womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

wombled

Something which has been wombled has been 'taken' from where it was was randomly lying around. This derives from 'making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind'
To go 'wombling' is to go in search of said items, on a mystery tour of sorts just to see what random things you can find.

We went on a mental road trip and wombled this walking stick which we found at the side of the road.
or, Someone totally wombled my last chip off my plate.

by Sheila Anderson April 12, 2008