woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Woodyard

The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School

"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"

by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

woodyized

the process of male genitalia going from limp to rock hard from a thought, image, or by the touch.

shizzy, that stripper bending over just got me woodyized.

by Dr.B0B June 21, 2006

woldy

Woldy is Pittsburgh hood slang referring to a homie or a person to whom one is speaking to.

Hold up woldy hear me out!
Chillin with my woldy!

by LaFamillville131 December 7, 2015

Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.

Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

by TheHandshake May 20, 2015

Woody and Buzz

the resulting situation, when you are drinking Natty Light and you get a boner

I got a boner while drinkin natty. Called it Woody and Buzz.. Bro version of toy story.

by cordygo2hell3 October 12, 2010

Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019