Withered

To get smashed/drunk/hammered/fucked.

"I'm going to get absolutely Withered tonight!!"

by Steveboi November 3, 2014

Withered

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Man, I was so withered last night!

by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)

"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"

by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012

withers

An over enthusiastic form of the infamous fanny wet. It is contagious and should be shouted at pinnacles.
to be used as a verb

"you want to withers with me now, right now"

by bettybooped March 30, 2007

Withered

A word used by Brits to describe a very skinny person.

Mate, you're withered you!

by RaGeeX March 3, 2015

witherful

Unexplainable beauty; love beyond rationality.

Nick: When I look up at the night sky and can't distinguish the stars from constellations, I get kind of emotional.
Emm: I know it is kind of gay, but I feel the same way too.

Nick: The cosmos are so witherful.

by nicknamelastname February 19, 2019

withers

The food that accompanies the main substance of a meal, ie. the veg or chips etc. Similar to afters.

"We're having chicken for tea, what do you want for withers?"

by Phil Kirwan January 24, 2008