Wisconsin dust storm

the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you

Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.

by Romelio October 27, 2019

wisconsin pretty

A term used to describe an American woman who in most other states would be considered unattractive, but is beautiful by the standards of men from Wisconsin.

Guy: "what do you think of that chick over there by the keg?"
Friend: "you mean the one with the gut and John Denver haircut?"
Guy: "yeah, that one."
Friend: "Well she looks like Rebel Wilson, so I guess she's Wisconsin Pretty."
Guy: "Go Packers..."

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.

That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.

by Chefondvd March 5, 2019

Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014

Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

wisengeezer

a smart-alecky senior

Most social workers in training who're sent to the urban community centers get confused by the wisengeezers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 12, 2014