wing nut

a Detroit Red Wings fan. This phrase was conied in 1997 when the Wings won the stanley cup and people started wearing red wings headgear resembling a wing nut.

Look at that sad wing nut crying because there is no NHL games this year.

by Vin March 14, 2005

wing nut

Or "wingnut". A fandom term referring to a fan of Aaron Sorkin's political drama TV series, "The West Wing"

Call me a wingnut, but I'd vote for Bartlet any day.

by vegemite April 15, 2005

wing nut

A petite woman;
As a figurative joke; a woman with such a small body that can be spun around the penis during sex by her legs just like threading a wing nut

"I got my self a wing nut in Thailand"

by Luis Carballo December 25, 2007

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

wing nut

a person with big ears

oi wing nut, what times take off?!

by filth April 23, 2003

wing nut

A rather irrational but loving person whose very being gives piece and purpose.

My wife is the wing nut that holds my life together.

by EDGE of America December 14, 2008

Wing-Nut

A small chick, that when doinked on a high bed with ceiling fan above can grab the fan blades and lift legs to rotate while having sex, and therefore looks like the common piece of hardware known as a wingnut.

Manny poinked another wing-nut last night

by wrenches February 28, 2009