winding me up

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

bowl winder

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle

after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder

by bwhaha July 25, 2003

windrape

Where someone goes outside on a windy day and the wind completely destroys their appearance thus leaving them with no time to correct themselves before reaching their destination.
Can also be used as an excuse for looking messy on occasions.

1: What happened to your hair today???
2: I was windraped on the way to work.

or

1: I got up late today but I'm gonna say I was windraped so nobody can moan at how badly I'm dressed.
2: Same

by House_Fan November 20, 2009

windorphins

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.

Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!

by dydy August 24, 2007

darcy windram

a white boy that has a 10 inch dick

wow have u seen darcy windram, i want him to fuck me silly

by Adem Balla November 18, 2018

Windbreaker Booty

When the booty is separated from your hand by only a thin sheet of windbreaker like material or thin feeling pants.

Danny was surprised to discover Justin's windbreaker booty when he gave him a congratulatory slap on his behind.

by Tony Two Tone May 2, 2010

Winding You Up

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008