Wilhelmed

To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.

Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.

by ScallywagSailors December 3, 2016

Wilhelm

A really sexy and handsome man. He is the best fucker in all of time and has a GIANT cock, everyone should touch it.

Omg Wilhelm is so sexy

by OliverKexchoklad August 9, 2022

Wilhelm

A Guy with a long curved dick.
And is really bad at fortnite.

Fok off jy en jou vriend Wilhelm

by Mr afrikaans January 25, 2019

Wilhelm

Synonym: A man-boy with a chode-like penis that is in the shape of a ram's horn.

Girl: "My boyfriend is Wilhelm, whenever he gets erect, his trousers look like a Willy Wonka lollipop."

by Earnshaw December 14, 2014

wilhelm

my darling my lover my everything

OMG WILHELM MESSAGED ME
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

by luvqclx April 26, 2022

Wilhelm

1. A German name which is also equivelent to the name Wilson. Also means Will Helmet.
2. A slang term for the Wilhelm Scream

- Hey Mr. Wilson...what is your address?
-I told you that it is Mr. Wilhelm!

-I love the band A Wilhelm Scream!
-So you love Wilhelm?

by Nero the Great June 4, 2008

Wilhelm

Penis, best used with a mock german accent
{woman walks in all sexy}

Jonas: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!

Aleksa: Ja i have ze boner

Wilhelm: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...

by Brorell April 1, 2019