Wilford Brimley

Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."

by ulovetoast December 5, 2011

The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.

After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”

by Jewry Words July 12, 2022

Dirty Wilford

When a man fills a woman or another man’s ass full of avacado and slowly fists them whilst sitting on a glass soda bottle and humming “She’ll be coming around the mountain.

“Chris have me a Dirty Wilford last night and used the left overs for guacamole “

by Gay4Clents March 6, 2022

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003