wilderpiss

Urinating in the woods, typically due to the lack of any nearby bathrooms

James: I've already drank two bottles of water on this hike, I needa go bad.

John: Just go over to that bush and take a wilderpiss.

by my iq is in the negatives October 22, 2017

WILDEBOON

A woman who resembles a wildebeast with a baboon's ass.

A cross breed between a wildebeast & a baboon, plus throw in some Joe Dirt DNA for good measure.

"Look at that wildeboon, Patrick's mom must be jelous of it since it has a better looking mullet than she does.

by PimpDisco April 23, 2006

Wilderson

Wilderson is a great person. If you're lucky enough to meet a Wilderson well... prepare to have a lot of laughs and fun together. Wilderson will do anything to make you laugh or smile he's the perfect friend to have if you love to laugh and joke around. Wilderson is also very loving if you're lucky enough to date a Wilderson you should keep him he would do anything he possibly can in his power to make you happy and would do anything to put a smile on your face. Wilderson's are overall amazing people if you're lucky enough to meet one well have fun.

Wilderson is such an amazing person I can't stop laughing when i'm around him

by Shadowed_Star January 28, 2021

Wildercon

The term "Wildercon" was first used/invented by Scout Leader Ryan Gillies, as a combination of the words "Wilderness" and "Convention", to describe his dream of a camp-out festival/weekend summer camp for young people celebrating modern Japanse culture (and other related collectibles and memorabilia). It was later legally registered as a Trademark under the name of Ryan Gillies' close friend, Yaz Jung due to internal re-structuring of it's founding committee. The convention consistently drew people in the hundreds in 2003 and 2004, following which, it's creators and owners Ryan & Yaz placed the convention on hiatus.

"Wildercon is the first Wilderness Convention."

by Wilderconfan December 14, 2008

Wisterpoop

A short swift smck to the side of the head

I wisterpooped the pope once

by Imbeingsaton August 27, 2006

Wildapoo

Willdapoo is poopin on a tree.

Jerry!
what now?
I gotta poo.
But we are in the forest!
Got any TP left?
Ya, why?
I am off to wildapoo.

by derpmasterwopopowpowpo May 17, 2017

wildersnort

A rather hairy individual, stereotypically a male who phones people late at night for cocaine and makes excuses for reasons why he may need it; like "im drunk"...."i need to get some sleep"...basically, reasons that don't even make sense.

The wildersnort called me last night begging me to front him a bag of coke because he was too drunk to drive home even though he drove all the way to my house just to get it.

by otownsweetest;) December 21, 2009