Wilderpoo 

Noun. Term for the process of defecating outdoors. Taking a shit out in the open.

'I couldn't hold it any longer so I shat right there in the grass. Its the second wilderpoo iv taken in my life.'
Dogs and other animals frequently partake in the wilderpoo, unashamedly, and rightly so.

Wilderpoo by Gerupouvit September 25, 2009

Wilderpoo 

The need to poo that comes inexplicably by being surrounded by plants and nature, from allotments to forests.

Luke - "Dude I think I'm going to just squat on that guy's compost heap, this whole allotment is evoking a wilderpoo in me"
Dan - "I've never heard that word used before in my life, you're such a douche"

Wilderpoo by Superchair November 29, 2009

Wilderpoo 

A poo you do into the ground

Wow, what a wilderpoo

Wilderpoo by Pseudo Erotic John January 24, 2021

Wilderlove 

A love without reservation or premonition. An innocent, childlike love. A love that's wild and almost instinctual.

The impulse to help the stranger could only be attributed to the wilderlove within me.

Wilderlove by NotiButHim August 28, 2016

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

A majestical film born and set in New Zealand, directed by the stylish Taika Waititi. It's a touching, hilarious story of transcending loss to find belonging. There are even some great haikus read in the film.

I've seen the film Hunt for the Wilderpeople 23 times; it's that good! I'll even lend you my Hulu login information so that you can watch it, too!

Hunt for the Wilderpeople by Marshmallowson November 28, 2018

wisterpooper

A slap alongside the head, mostly used upon clinch poopers.

He said something about firetrucks when we were talking about my sister having cancer so I gave him a good wisterpooper.

wisterpooper by tashatoxic1 May 30, 2011

wilderdonkey 

Unlike the Desert Yeti and barwhore, the Wilderdonkey may look like your girl next door and seem to be as sweet as apple pie. But when give the chance, the wilderdonkey goes completely dickcrazy and will stop at nothing till she has had her fill.
You may at times see a ring on her finger but that is only when the wilderdonkeys longterm mate is around.

!!Beware!!
He is probably a marine stationed in 29 Palms and after being in this enviroment for any amount of time they tend to act like wild animals!

The wilderdonkey doesn't need any mind altering substances to go on the hunt. It is programmed in her mind to climb on the first hard stick she comes across.
You can normally find groups of wilderdonkeys standing around the Break N Run, The Stumps, and the Yucca Valley Wal-Mart.

"Man I see that chick with a different marine all the time"
"Dude! That's no chick, that's a wilderdonkey!"

wilderdonkey by n2deepamy July 13, 2009