wif

Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!

Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!

by soulchild420 December 9, 2008

wif

to smell something

<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...

by io June 19, 2003

Wif

Woman I'm fucking.

I'm going to the movies with the wif.

by Chucky Von Lucky May 28, 2009

wif

Another word for Wife.

I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.

by jedipunk September 8, 2003

wif

(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.

None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.

by Carl B September 14, 2004

Wif

noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.

A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.

by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019

Wif

Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent

"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"

by captnich April 2, 2018