A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
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Get the Wierzbicka mug.verb. - to drink to the point of near black out at which point you suddenly think you have game causing you to awkwardly and inappropriately hit on every piece of ass that comes within a 10 ft radius of you.
"Dude, did you see Dwight last night? He was totally wietmarschening those chicks from the bachlorette party."
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Get the Wietske mug.Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
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