Wiener

A word that's funny no matter how old you are

Man: "wiener's cooking"

Everyone one else: "haha, he said wiener"

by Charlie Blanston June 1, 2013

wiener

a long cylinder of meat

look at that guy's wiener. it is an impressive cylinder of meat. i want to suck it

by ebba May 20, 2005

wiener

Donald trump

Donald Trump's family were a bunch of wieners back in Germany.

by Montana701 August 18, 2016

Wiener

noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener

1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

by Autotron January 2, 2009

Wiener

Your elbow. When you straighten your arm its the little flabby bit that you can pull down

Person 1- Can you scratch my elbow???
Person 2- umm ok...*scratches elbow*
Person 1- DONT TOUCH MY WIENER!!!

by snooki the original-not really November 19, 2010

Wiener

Slang for winner. Because of the similarities when the the two words are pronounced, people will associate you being a winner with you being a wiener.

Jasmin beat me at mini golf. She is one heck of a wiener!

by Alehon219 June 9, 2016

Wiener

A person who is a loser and very mean (and is also peen shaped.)

Azz is a wiener, because he calls me stinky.

by Sukmytoes September 12, 2020