taint wrecker

Receiving oral sex from a woman with a long pointy chin.

I was getting a blow job from a taint wrecker and her chin bruised my taint.

by Grandton November 22, 2013

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Wicker fool

A wicker aficionado or devotee.

Man, did you see Soku's sun room? He's a stole cold wicker fool.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005

7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

wicker chair

Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.

Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”

Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”

by Trav March 28, 2005

WICKER PARK

a neighborhood in Chicago located in West Town. Home to a large community of artists and hipsters. You can't go 10 feet without seeing someone with 3 or 4 different shades of hair color. Wicker Park is a cool place to hang out. There is a movie starring Josh Hartnett that was filmed in Wicker Park.

My username for urbandictionary is Wicker Park.

by Wicker Park August 9, 2005