wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan October 7, 2007

Wide Stance

A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.

Look at that wide stance kook proning in the whitewater!

by brentmcd October 16, 2007

Wide Stance

Refers to the stature of a male who has an over-abundance of genitalia.

Of course he has a wide stance; he's packing some serious sausage between his legs. Dude needs room.

by Project ACB October 16, 2007

wide stance

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.

Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

by The Reluctant Wide Stancer June 28, 2011

wide stance

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .

"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).

by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007

wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009