Wicket 

Clown, idiot, knob, fool etc

Stop talking out of your arse you absolute wicket.

Wicket by MonkeyMagicMan75 February 21, 2023

wicket tongue 

when you trace words (such as the alphabet) on someones clit area, or someones tip.

Krista: Tommy branded me last night.
Lisa: What? how?
Krista: He wicket tongued me and then made me tell him what he wrote.

wicket tongue by JadenComma March 31, 2014

wicket wacket 

A tape recorder, used to record adventures and car chases (usualy while incredibly baked)

"pass the wicket wacket I need to document my theory of evolution based on pudding"

wicket wacket by Frostville May 3, 2006

Stick it in your wicket 

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

Stick it in your wicket by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015

grass on the wicket 

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

grass on the wicket by ChefsPop May 3, 2004

sticky wicket 

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

sticky wicket by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

grassy wicket 

1. a wicket is the name of the pitch used in the game of cricket - a grassy wicket is an indication of an interesting day's play.

2. refers to the pubic hair status of a young female.

2. a good opportunity.

"she looked a bit young, but there was grass on the wicket so i went ahead and played cricket."

grassy wicket by noof April 7, 2004