whump

a person who ruins fun and excitement, whether they do it on purpose or they just do it naturally.

"Don't be a whump, man."
"We don't need any whumps at this party."

whump by Joey Kangarooza December 22, 2016

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Whump

1.Stories where characters go through (a) physical or (b) emotional pain or distress.
2. A muffled dull thud sound
3. Make a whump sound
4. Strike someone/Something with a whump

1. "(a) The hero went through so much whump, I felt bruises in my body reading it"
"(b) The hero went through so much whump, I emptied the whole tissue box, and I only 5 pages!"
2. "I was sleeping in class after eating until my stomach full, and I woke up to a heavy whump sound"
3. "Ron threw a snowball into the air which whumped into my window"
4. "The teacher whumped me in my spine for saying 9+10 was 21"

Whump by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024

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whump skump

Sneak up behind someone, lift there shirt and slap them on the obliques.

I walked up behind him lifted up his shirt and Whump Skumped him hard!

whump skump by Pedroistheman October 17, 2013

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Anal whump

Anal whump, is when an anal candidate (giver) pulls his man pipe out of the recivers A-hole and draws it back slowly and then penetrates sharply back into the A-hole.usually this results in severe amount of pain for the reciver. there is a tactic that can be used by the reciver to prevent penetration and causing immense amounts of pain for the giver, this tactic is known as the anal refusal counter attack.

e.g gregoeru is slowly boneing jess when he pulls back and delivers an anal whump causing severe anal burns and anal splitage.

Anal whump by scorge of mapps July 14, 2007