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whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009
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Drive-by Whoring

the act of getting a group of your friends, creep up to your ex-lover(who cheated on you)'s house in the car, peel-out your tires, everybody in the car screaming at the top of their lungs "WHORE!!!", & drive away, leaving everyone in the neighborhood informed that a whore lives in that house!
Stacy got it on with the football team at that party last week?! That slut seriously needs a drive-by whoring called out on her!
by L0Lpants May 11, 2011
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whoring spurs

Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"

Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
by johnny myers April 22, 2009
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Whornado

A raging, angry whore that destroys everything in her path.
Person 1: DUDE, WATCH OUT! Your ex girlfriend is coming!
Person 2: Oh god, get me away from that whornado.
by Bitchxxplease June 28, 2009
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like whoring

It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention.

These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree"

Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for likes
Like whoring comment on youtube: "Omg, that was sooooo funny, like if you agree 😆😆👌👌"
by aspwil February 13, 2018
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whornado

She blew through this frat house like a whornado.
by Kristen O September 8, 2005
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whorynis

That dude is such a whorynis, and is in no way, shape or form a juggernaut.
by Tristan Canterbury September 12, 2006
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