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whorenado

A girl or group of girls who are trying to be sexy but end up looking like a whorish mess.
Person 1: Hey did you go to that party at Sig Ep last night?
Person 2: No, but I did see many a whorenado on their way over there.
by theantiskank March 7, 2008
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Whorenado

A giant, out of control clash or convening women (generally, though not exclusively), scantily and garishly clad, loud, grating, tacky, meddlesome, troublesome, attention mongering, and perfumed to high hell. No heel under 6 inches, no shorts past any portion of the thigh. There will be jangles, there will be bangles. Bridezilla vs. The Mother of Honeybooboo! These phenomena have the potential to take on mythological, folkloric proportions, rarely documented by humankind, as most all sensible humanity runs for the everluvin' hills and does not peer into the whites of their soulless eyes.... Sometimes a Whorenado can effect a relatively net beneficial result, for example, such as in a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus concert: just good clean fun. Or say a Gucci truck overturns on the turnpike... leather goods for everyone! Saving husbands, boyfriends, sugardaddies and pimps untold millions! Not to be confused with a hodeo (see defs.), the Polar Whoretex or the Whoremaggedon.
Girl, I went to Wet Seal and you could hardly move. The Store was consumed by a giant whorenado. I've never seen so many clear pumps and booty shorts in one place. Sometimes you need a weather report just to go to the mall.
by Daveaflav April 25, 2014
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Whoreadorable

When you’re about to pay someone and she’s not that sexy, but she’s adorable. So you go ahead with it anyways because it was really cheap
How did last night go? “Dude it was a discount she was Whoreadorable, so I went through with it anyways.”
by Jaliceluna June 26, 2020
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Whorenado

Any attack in a fighting game that causes the opponent to be hit multiple times in extremely fast succession with often times being difficult to avoid for the opponent, while easy to pull off for the user. Often times these moves are deemed unfair, or 'noobish'
Meta Knight's Whorenado is such rape, it is one of the main reasons he is top tier.
by Rhed May 13, 2009
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Whorenado

A whorenado is a person who sucks up all the dicks in it's indiscriminate path of destruction.
I hope my Whorenado of an ex-wife gets an STD.
by Pacmanfan November 11, 2015
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Whoradorable

When somebody is such a whore that you can't help but think they're adorable
Chris- "Jenny is such a slut, it's whoradorable."
by RooKanga April 14, 2010
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whorndog

A horndog that is also a whore.
Person 1: I just saw -person- again, staring at girls' chests. Doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah, they're a real whorndog.
by DelAnt April 6, 2009
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