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can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?
by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
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Whoaaaw

Combo of whoa and aww.
Showing surprise and endearment.
Almost sounds like an extended wow.
Me: Jeez, I like you so much.
Him: Whoaaaw. Me too.
by Eujeez May 11, 2020
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Whoopachang

1. To kick one's ass; to act forcefully to achieve a desired result. 2. To win or rebut over someone.
Albert: Your such a bogan!
Elizabeth: What!? I'll whoopachang your ass!
by Elizabeth Whoopachanged Albert November 22, 2006
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whoopass

whoopass ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wup·azz)
v. whoopass, whoop·azz, (whupaz) or Whoopass wup·ass, Whoopass
v. tr.

To strike repeatedly.
To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
To punish by hitting or whipping; flog.

To strike against repeatedly and with force; whuppin': served as a can or six-pack.

To defeat or subdue, as in a contest.
To force to withdraw or retreat: server a sixpack of whoopass on the enemy.
Informal. To be superior to or better than: I am about to open a can of whoopass on him.
Slang. 'bout to open the six pack of whoopass.
Informal.
To avoid or counter the effects of, often by thinking ahead; circumvent: I better open a six pack of whoopass.
To deprive, as by craft or ability: He opened a six pack of whoopass on me 'n took my 20 dollars.
Physics. To cause a reference wave to combine with (a second wave) so that the frequency of the second wave can be studied through time variations in the amplitude of the combination.

v. intr.
To inflict repeated beatings.
To obliterate; whoop.

To emit sound when struck: He screamed like a bitch when i open a can of whoopass on 'em.
n.
A stroke or blow, especially one that produces a sound or serves as a signal to others.
Physics. A variation in amplitude that results from the superpositioning of two or more waves of different frequencies. When sound waves are combined, the variation is heard as a pulsation in the sound of whooptitude.
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Middle English wupten, from Old English wuptenass. See whau aus- in Indo-European Roots.
Synonyms: beat, 3batter, 1belabor, buffet, 2hammer, lambaste, pound, 2pummel, thrash
These verbs mean to hit heavily and repeatedly with violent blows: was mugged and servered a six pack of whoopass; basted him with a stick; was served a can of whoopass in the boxing ring; rioting students served a six pack of whoopass by police officers; buffeted him with her open palm; hammered the opponent with his fists; lambasted every challenger; troops pounded with mortar fire; pummeled the bully soundly; thrashed the thief for stealing the candy. See also synonyms at defeat
by Colin March 22, 2003
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a can of whoopass

Im about to open up a can of woopass on you!
by sarah elizabeth July 23, 2005
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Whoosa

I've got it from Bad Boys 2, the guy says is all the time, he's trying 2 keep himself cool! =)
Whooosaa..Whooosa (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10..) *Be Calm*
by Lodewijk July 10, 2004
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Whoopalike

A person strongly resembling Whoopi Goldberg.
Bro #1 "Hey, wasn't that the one woman from Ghost, you know, the one that's on the View?"

Bro #2 "Nope, just a Whoopalike."

Bro #3 "What are you doing watching the View?"
by Sicine September 30, 2011
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