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Wearing a shirt that has been turned inside out and worn backwards
Did you whitley your shirt of purpose?
Whitley by Mike kessler January 16, 2026

Whitley Bay Make up 

Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.

Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.

It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.

Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
'Woh look at the clipof that, she has her Whitley Bay Make up on'
Whitley Bay Make up by stuarm November 27, 2012

whitley whiff

The world used to describe Whitley a horrible suburb of the nasty town of Reading in Berkshire that smells because it hs a sewerage plant and lots of Chavs live there
Did you notice the Whitley whiff today? It was very strong
whitley whiff by Mowgli1983 August 16, 2012

whitley cato 

a fat closet whore, 5ft 200+ pounds, mix, jailbait
whitley cato was arrested for criminal tres.
whitley cato by cjo795 September 2, 2010

Whitley Bay 

Whitley Bay is a town in the North East of England.

It is mainly populated by skanky little slags and boys who wear toms, chinos and denim shirts. It is popular on stag dos as everyone likes to play PULL A PIG with the disgusting local sluts.

Get down to Deep for a bit of fingering on the stage, its an absolute dream, if you like a bit of privacy, the toilets in 42nd street are a fairly safe option, the bouncers don't really care, sometimes they might join in.

Famous "local celebs" include Jonny Decker and Ashley, the vicar, off of Emmerdale.
I had a bangin' night in some little town last night, some lass stuck her finger up me arsehole, she wasn't wearing any trousers.

Yeah, must have been Whitley Bay.
Whitley Bay by definition. January 2, 2012

Whitley Forrester 

The best person in the world! she most likely short and has blue eyes. She always acts like a blondy even though she has brown hair.
Whitley Forrester by Lilly duncan January 20, 2021