wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

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Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

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Lorelei Whitbeck

A bad bitch

Damn, Lorelei Whitbeck is such a bad bitch, I wish I was her.

by Baddiee November 3, 2020

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whitefuck

verb

having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness

Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.

by Jason Wu March 18, 2004

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whiteback

A combination of the words "white" and wetback. A whiteback is a person of Mexican decent who does not display the stereotypical idiosyncrasies associated with their race; mainly alcoholism, and laziness, and teenage promiscuity. They do not speak Spanish, and attempt to assimilate into "white" culture.

"Did you know that Meegan is Mexican?"

"No way! She's white."

"Nope. She's a whiteback."

"Oh yea, now that I look at her arms, they are kind of hairy."

by Gene Gone Wilder April 18, 2005

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