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Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
by abstractsplash January 6, 2009
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White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
by Jake November 3, 2004
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Internet white knight

A desperate guy on the internet who will do anything to defend women, even if they are in the wrong. Logic and rationality are not his virtues. He hopes that defending women on the internet might somehow increase his chances of getting laid.
Man 1 - She only wants him for his money. She is a gold digger.

Internet white knight - Don't talk about her like that. She is a woman. So what if he wants money from men?

Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?

Internet white knight - (Speechless)
by Awwfwwj January 26, 2014
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Soy-roid White Knight

A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.
Girl: Hi
Soy-Roid White Knight: NANI?! A FEMALE GIRL?!?!? UAHSASHAKJSAHSAHSASHSAS *SPLASH*
by MysteryBoye April 22, 2020
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White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.
"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
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A gaming term used to describe a male gamer who, in a desperate attempt to get himself laid, will attempt to woo or impress any female gamer he comes across online by being overly defensive of her and giving her special attention, such as playing as a healing class and only healing her.
Why do those white knights try so hard to impress the girls they run into online? Do they actually think they're going to get laid?
by oofgnileud September 11, 2010
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According to the MISC on the BodyBuilding website: A white knight is defined as a male that treats woman as goddesses and does nothing but shower then in compliments on how wonderful and beautiful and special they are. Maybe be used as a noun or a verb.
Brah, if you keep white knighting every girl you meet, you'll never get as action.
by A Miscer on BB August 8, 2010
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