White male tears

White male semen

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016

Cis White Male Scum

A term often used by SJW's to immediately ignore someone's criticism of their views. Only applies to Cisgender white males.

White person: That isn't--
SJW FUCK OFF YOU CIS WHITE MALE SCUM! You sure as shit ain't welcome in my safe space!

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

by verygentlemen December 23, 2021

Peak white male entitlement

Onision.

Onision is peak white male entitlement. Keep your opinions out of black women's hair.

by Wilma Dikfit jr. III September 10, 2018