whiff

A quick smell of something that doesn't usually smell very nice.

Did you take a whiff of that shit over there?

by Wanon June 7, 2005

whiff

To swing and miss in the game of baseball.
Often used to describe a player who swings and misses by a considerably margin and frequently.

*Miguel Olivo At Bat*
Whiff
Whiff
Whiff - Strike Three Your Out!

by Peekay_ April 15, 2011

whiff

On Rocket League the fact that someone had missed the ball

Oh that was a bad whiff
Oh no, how mant whiffs i've seen already!!

by jostino September 20, 2019

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

Duvet Whiff

When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.

Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.

by Trumps Magee September 7, 2013

bell-whiff

an absolute beaut, who smells of dick cheese and has pits like baracus

Oi bell-whiff get the brews made

by SimonUK April 28, 2008