wheat thins

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.

to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"

by shyddy December 5, 2011

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

by jilmagui February 24, 2011

pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

wheat thin

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

by the great rizzle October 2, 2003

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003