Wet Noodle

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016

wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006

wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

by lilraerae March 29, 2009

Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018