Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Wet Noodle

A Wet Nigga.

Person #1: Look at Tyron Swimming in the pool, While were trying to eat KFC.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.

by Bnasty2285 October 25, 2008

Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

Wet Noodle

A wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.

- Let's do some wet noodles and get fucked up.
- Fa shizzle, you freak bitch.

by danmaftei November 24, 2006

Wet Noodle

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017