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West Virginia Space shuttle 

A mixed drink containing 5 parts mixed Tang and 2 parts of the cheapest bourbon able to be found.
That West Virginia Space Shuttle sure will get you off.

West Virginia Steam Pipe 

A West Virginia Steam Pipe is the act of burping into someone’s mouth, followed by them inhaling it and burping up the others persons burp. Making a combined burp.
“I was making out with my girl and I burped in her mouth as a joke, and she gave me a West Virginia Steam Pipe! I think I’m in love.”

West Virginia Sauce 

ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?

Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.

Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.

Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?

Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.

Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."

West Virginia sleeping bag 

waking up vomiting into your bed after eating vennison roast earlier in the day followed by an excess of alcohol.
I don't remember the rest of the movie but I do remember waking up in my West Virginia sleeping bag, ugh.

West Virginia Saturday Night 

When you take a shower and then screw (have sex with) your sibling like theres no tomorrow! However, for a West Virginia Saturda Night Party you must not take a shower and both siblings must recive anal (could be with fingers or private parts).
I was so frikin' horny last night and since im single and have no girlfriend I had a west virginia saturday night!

west virginia style 

Dude did you seriously, do it West Virginia style?
west virginia style by Laurinaf September 22, 2016