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Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018
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shut up, wesley

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
by OhioMan May 26, 2014
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George Weasley

Me: sees George *faints*
George Weasley is the best!!!
by Hp for LIIIIIFFFEED October 18, 2019
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ron weasley syndrome

The feeling of being worse in your abilities,career or popularity than your older siblings. How Ron Weasley from Harry Potter feels about his brothers Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred and George.
Possible accompanying symptoms:

- your parents worship good results of their children with gifts and attention
- your parents compare you to your siblings
- you feel constant pressure to prove yourself
- you're jealous ; that might affect your future relationships ( i.e. Ron and Harry) in a bad way
- you're ending up saving the world with your best friends
- My older sister always gets better grades in exams.
-It's alright, you suffer from the Ron Weasley syndrome. You'll get over it.
by alovewaslost July 20, 2014
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whack the weasle

After watching porn for an hour or so, I went to whack the weasle
by Jew Bass Five December 27, 2006
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Weller

A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.
I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.
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Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.
Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.
by vaati000 October 18, 2008
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